You should just learn to blurt out really humiliating stuff in ways that will sabotage you in front of random hot girls. It’s probably the only successful attempt you’d ever get at getting a girl to notice you. You get bonus points if you pay them. You can’t just walk up to a girl and hand her cash like a mumbling fool so because I’m such a good friend I’m gonna suggest that we just practice here at my place. So get on your hands and knees…
