I want to tell you a little story. See, I just recently got back from one of the biggest music festivals in the country. It was a great time. I spent four days being sweaty, sexy, and endlessly approached by hot men. I brought a friend with benefits to the festival, but he was quickly turning into old news as hot guy after hot guy tried to get me to come back to their tents. So as my friend with benefits was chasing after me, trying to get fucked, I completely ignored him. How humiliating to get cucked at a music festival in front of hundreds of people? I bet you can relate, little cuck. Come listen to my story.
