Things have become increasingly alarming and terrible between me and your beloved, darling wife. It’s fair to say she’s obsessed with me, in love even? She is hellbent on raging at sex parties. She does anything I say. She admires me. The more we humiliate you in so many creative and dehumanizing ways, the less she wants to be with you. I laugh about a few recent incidents and then fill you in on this weekend’s plans. You are dreading it. This has clearly gone too far but you’re worried your wife is daring you to refuse our plans so she can use it as an excuse to leave you. You’re just a SIMP so you won’t say no. I think that YOU think that you can talk her out of this. You seem to believe that deep down she still loves you. Do you think she’s going to get it out of her system soon? Because I was thinking that if this goes far enough, she will be so disgusted by you she’ll want a divorce. I could use another single BFF. Let’s see who wins her in the end? Doesn’t really matter to me. To me, this is just a fun game. I have nothing to lose, after all.
