Thanksgiving is this week, which means a lot of you are going to be with your (real) step-family. This is obviously the perfect opportunity for Me to humiliate the fuck out of you, and possibly out you. And of course, I’m going to have fun with it. So you are going to run over to the nearest bathroom right before your big dinner, and you are going to pump it for Me in the loser position. Let’s hope your (real) step-family doesn’t walk in on this little loser feast you’re about to have!
