Hello, dear. How are you doing? That doesn’t matter. I don’t know why I asked. I’m doing great, by the way. I’m hanging out in Mexico, luxuriating and spending your money! Well, it’s my money now. I won everything in the divorce, remember? Oh, I’m sure you remember. That bleak, broken look in your eyes when the judge ruled in my favor is something I, for one, will never forget. I’m sending you this video to let you know I’m thinking about you. Whenever I hand my bank card over, my heart swells knowing I’m spending your money. Now now. Dry your tears, dear. I know you’re probably weeping about your lost fortune. But you should be happy! Look at how happy I am as I spend every last dollar.
