We need to talk whiteboi….. why are you going around telling people we are dating? Clearly somewhere down the line you got confused. I would never ever date you for obvious reasons, but mainly because you’re a Loser. Haha you wish you could get a girl as hot as me! Haha yeah right. I use you. That’s it. I love maxing out your credit cards, using you as a human footstool, and bossing you around. That’s it. I guess I mindfucked you so good that you thought I actually liked you. Ew. Never.
