Your boss has just called you into her office for a “meeting”. It seems you’ve been pretty distracted lately and slacking off. I wanted to get to the bottom of it, so, naturally, I was able to persuade our IT guy to do a little digging. He was able to sneak into your office while you were on break and crack open your work computer, providing me a full and extensive history of your internet browsing activity….interesting. I’m sure you wouldn’t want this info getting out would you? I’m a cruel boss, but I’m not evil. I’ve decided to make you a deal. It’ll just require a small sacrifice of your dignity.
