Ok, look. Sometimes I choose to do a cosplay that literally no one asked for. I was on Amazon and saw this costume and thought, “OH GOD YES, PIKACHU IS SO DAMN CUTE!” And now here we are. It’s me fucking myself in a Pikachu costume until I cream and squirt. Should I have been Squirtle instead? Maybe. Anyway. The socks come off fairly early on, don’t worry my barefoot lovers. I don’t talk, just play with myself and enjoy looking so adorable while being so dirty. Join me. Don’t make it weird because it’s Pokémon. Shhh, it’s fine.
