Oh my god, you’re the best friend! Thank you so much for picking me from work and driving me home! No one ever tells you how those Uber and Lyft charges add up when you’re a stripper in the city! I put in a long shift tonight, and these stripper heels are not comfy. You can hang out for a bit while I do my after work foot care routine, if you want. Actually, since you’re being such a good friend…would you mind rubbing my feet after I oil them up? It would really help me feel so much better!
