Come talk to me, honey. Did you have a bad date? Oh, did she not put out for my step-son? How dare she! Gosh, honey, what are you going to do now? Do you have an unbearable amount of pressure built up now? Gosh, we need to find a woman for you, honey. Have anyone in mind? Someone to take care of your needs… someone beautiful enough for you, someone as sexy and mature and skillful as you deserve. Oh, gosh, ME?!?! Did you just say that? Why, whatever put that thought into your head? Your own step-mother? Well, I’m so flattered. I mean, yes, of course, I guess I AM everything you’d want in a woman. That makes perfect sense. And I can’t say I haven’t thought about it either, since I divorced your step-father. I guess we’ve both been thinking the same thing. You know this will change our relationship forever… but I know we can handle it…
