Happy birthday!!!!! I brought you breakfast… in bed!! Oh, aren’t you excited that it’s your birthday?! Finally?! I love you soooo sooooo much… I’m so proud of you… you’re such a great step-son… and… well, I have a VERY special gift for you. Yes, I do. It’s something that I know you want, but you’re too shy to ask for. I’m your step-mom, and I know EVERYTHING about you… EVERYTHING that you want. Would you like me to tell you what my special gift for you is? Are you ready for it??
