Even my wallets need segregation, to see who is the best, dividing you into the wads of cash you’ve sent me. Pay me enough, you’ll get a coloured paperclip allocated to you, then I will withdraw all the money you send me and tease you with it over the course of our relationship. Making you feel so stupid and horny all rolled into one as you realise how weak I really make you, and how rich you really make me. I wonder which slaves paperclip will stretch the furthest. Hahaha perfect, it’s exactly what we both deserve.
