Honey, I know you’re confused. I’ve called you into our bedroom and it takes you a moment to realize this adorable girl sitting with me, well, it’s actually our son. I’ve made him up so pretty, haven’t I, baby? I did his makeup, his hair, dressed him in his sister’s sundress. Doesn’t he look so pretty? Is that what’s confusing you? That his lips look so juicy covered in lip gloss? That he wants to be used the same way you use mommy? He’s so hungry for you. Hungry for your attention, daddy. Won’t you give our pretty little girl the attention he craves?
