You, my boyfriend, and I are cuddling watching tv tonight. I dismiss your sexual advances and claim to be interested in the film that I’ve seen hundreds of times before. Little do you know that I actually want nothing to do with you anymore… As if almost on cue, mans best friend comes along, jumping up towards me. I give him all the pets he deserves and when I see his red rocket standing at attention, I know it’s time to break the news to you
