This is super awkward and I hate to ask you honey, but we’re not doing so well for money right now. My boss didn’t give me that promotion so I’ve started a side hustle. You know, one of those subscription fan sites. Well, I post nudes and clips of me with dildos but see the thing is, there’s this one customer who pays a lot and he’s asked if I can do something for him with a real penis. Only, I don’t have any men in my life… except you.
