You’re being sent to SUMMER CAMP. A very SPECIAL summer camp…welcome to “camp GOONER”! I am your bratty, hot camp counselor here to whip you into shape, drill some more structure into you, and occupy your summer with morning – afternoon spent in full GOON OUT mode. Most people? they’re out enjoying the festivities of summer, but you have a critical duty to your enrollment in this camp! It will provide everything necessary for a beta like you to commit the coming months to a PURPOSE. Do you have other plans, loser? didn’t think so! here is where you will be. On time, ready, and eager to take orders. Committed to the results of this program, and excited for a summer full of fun! it will be the best one of your entire life, that’s for sure!
