I’m your neighbor. I’ve lived next door to you for so long. You’re constantly obsessing over me and losing your mind over all the little sneak peeks into my spoiled princess life. You fantasize about what it would be like to be seduced by me, to see me in my lingerie, to be in my presence. You often see me going out on dates or with friends, and you drool over me in all my cute little outfits. You always offer to help when you see me carrying groceries or packages. I know you’re a bitch. I know you also love the boots I’m wearing. Here’s your fantasy, bitch.
