I’ve just won a huge court case against a pervert who’d been sneaking into womens’ homes and stealing their jewelry and sniffing their dirty panties! You’re the judge and I come into your office, still laughing over what happened in the court room and how I got the criminal to confess. Confession is not enough, I want to know what kind of punishment this loser is going to endure. A few years in jail? Why, Judge, you’re too soft! I have other, more devious plans, for this idiot and if you give me what I want, I’ll be willing to give you something you want too…
