Just like you made a contribution to My loser-funded IRA, you will also make a contribution to My HSA. Losers pay for EVERYTHING – from My shoes to My investment accounts. This is REAL financial domination and I’m not acting. It’s your DUTY, your obligation, to fund every aspect of My amazing life. You buy Me new clothes before you buy them for yourself and you fund My investment accounts before your own. You don’t need money for retirement anyways because you will never stop working. You will slave away forever, handing all of your earnings over to Me. I deserve the best and most privileged life possible and you and all My other losers will make sure I get it.
