You come home late, once again, after hanging out with your girlfriend. Your mom is up late reading on the couch, waiting for you. She asks you where you’ve been, you’re reluctant to tell her because you know your mom absolutely fucking hates your girlfriend but you do admit it. Your mom immediately gets extremely upset, she yells at you for not spending enough time with her, about how your girlfriend isn’t good for you or your future. She pushes and prods and pries at you about WHY you like this girl so much, after her incessant questions you finally admit to her that you like your girlfriend because.. .well, you can have sex with her. And it’s good sex. And that’s normal, okay?! She gets so furious that she almost starts to cry, but she soon stops and collects herself after her little meltdown and tells you she’s going to take a bath to relax.
