Could a phone number on a mysterious flyer typed to a telephone pole be the answer to your stepmother’s prayers? Sure! You’re such a brat that your stepmom is willing to pick up the phone and call me, adult babysitter Penny Barber. I specialize in naughty, willful boys like you. There’s always an underlying issue that causes such sassy behavior and once I’ve stripped away every last, uh, defense it’s painfully obvious what yours is
