I only had these slippers gifted to me at Christmas time last year, but they are so dirty and smelly from wearing them every day. I know how much you want to worship my feet, but to do that, you must worship and clean my dirty slippers first! You can see the wear on them, the worn-out padding from where my heels and toes sit, how sweaty they smell, and how covered in grime these slippers are. You don’t mind, though, do you? Anything to be able to see and worship my highly arched size 7 feet and long toes! There is a catch, though. I might decide after you’re finished not to let you worship these feet. I guess you’ll have to find out, huh, foot slut?
