Mommy needs to have a little chat with you. She’s been finding dried semen on all of your laundry, her expensive hand lotion has gone missing, and it seems like the majority of your time is spent in your bedroom with the door shut. Concerned that you may be spending a too much time masturbating and not enough time dating, she urges you to let her find a solution to calm your relentless libido. Do you have anything in mind?
