Oh sweetie, why aren’t you ready for the day? You’re usually the first one up in this house. You’re just feeling down? Well step-mommy knows exactly what to do to cheer you up. Why don’t we ditch today and have a special step-mother and step-son day together? We can go to the movies, go to the toy store, get your favorite fast food lunch. What do you say? Will that make my boy feel better? Yeah? Okay perfect. You know, I had another idea that might make you feel better too. Have you heard of sex honey? Since it’s just you and me today, I figure, this is the perfect day to teach my boy how to have sex.
