What are you doing sweetie? Why is your penis out in my living room? Where is my son? I come home from a workout, expecting the house to be empty and I find you here stroking on the couch? Cover up. My son told you I showed him things. Oh my goodness. No I’m not upset with you, I’m upset with him. That was supposed to be our secret between mother and son. I guess I could show you a few things. You’re just so cute.
