I’m a Freshman with no wrestling experience, but I somehow beat YOU. I mean, you are the Senior wrestling star. It amazes me how much stronger I am than you. You are such a wimp! I think I’ll just pin you down with my bare foot. You are stuck struggling under the sole of my foot and, boy, are you really struggling. I think this is hilarious – knowing that the senior wrestling champ can’t get out from underneath my foot. It’s no wonder that I just replaced you on the team. I just went to tryouts for fun, and now I have the top spot on the team. You know what, I’ll talk to the coach. You can be my water boy. In fact, you don’t have a choice. You will be my water boy and personal cheerleader. Either that or I’ll publicly bully you!
