Sure your dick is smaller than average…but it’s not *that* pathetic. It’s not TOTALLY useless. I mean, size doesn’t matter. Duh. But even if it did matter, it’s not like you’re completely inadequate down there… Right? Right?? Hmm…let’s see about that. I’m giving you a little dick task to do for me. It involves porn, masturbation, and some size comparison analysis. We’re going to find out just how much you do — or don’t — measure up. You will cum at the end of this clip. Ooh that sounds good, doesn’t it? But that orgasm might be totally humiliating. Utterly sexually defeating. Or maybe not. You’ll find out soon…
