I have some questions for you, blackmail bitch! And you’re going to answer them for me — all 31 of them. I could try to entice you by telling you that these questions are going to be *really* intense and intimidating, but honestly they’re not (well, except for a couple). These are just some things I’m curious about. Questions that I’m interested in seeing how you’ll respond to. Questions that will satisfy my curiosity and be useful to me on more than one level. Yes, these questions are *mostly* harmless…but not entirely so. I will gain a whole lot of insight into your personality. Your mind. Your habits. Your interests. Your insecurities. Your past, present, and future. And your capacity to be used by me. Now press play! And answer these questions…
