I can’t believe you pulled that thing out of your pants and had me even look at it. I mean I’ve seen a lot of small dicks in my time, but none anywhere near the size of yours… This is just embarrassing, I can’t believe you would even think showing me this thing was a good idea. It’s fully hard and it’s so small! I guess if no one else is going to tell you, I have to be the one so listen up.
