Guess who approached me while i was out shopping today? Your girlfriend Melissa! She stormed over to me, right in my face, telling me to leave you alone and stay away from you. She seems to think I’m out to steal you from her! What a joke, if i wanted to steal you i wouldn’t need to try, I’d just take you. But there she was, all small and scrawny shouting in my face, in public and she’s a plucky little fucker, because she just wouldn’t back down. Big mistake. She really started to irritate me….so i had to teach her a lesson, dominate her right there in the car park, in front of all those people. I’m surprised she hasn’t told you. But don’t worry….I’m about to give you a blow by blow account.
