I am sure you are very surprised to see me pop up on all of your screens. I have an important announcement to make. I am the Divine Ruler who has been slowly taking over the world and everyone in it. I am a scientist who created a special frequency that comes through your screens, only your un-conscious brain picks it up. Did you wonder why you have been feeling less like yourself and more like a mindless drone. I have been broadcasting my frequency 24/7 so someone somewhere in the world is picking it up and it is slowly draining their free will. I am now ready to reveal myself and complete my plans. Did you notice how you immediately dropped to your knees when I came on the screen? You see, it is already working. You will become my mindless slave who will do everything I say.
