I don’t know if you’ve noticed me, but I noticed you. I first saw you at the gym working out, and I thought to myself, “I’m going to have that man.” So I decided I would do it. I broke into your house, dropped a little something in your water while you were taking a shower, and waited. When you finally fell down, I was ready to take control of you. I knew exactly what I wanted to do with that cute little face of yours. I knew right where it belonged from the moment I saw it
