Have you ever wondered of how you could be worthy of a smile from me? Easy. Punch yourself in the balls for me. You and I both know you’re unworthy of me. You’re a sniveling little bitch who doesn’t deserve my time. But you can try and grovel – try and make yourself somewhat entertaining – by handing your balls over to me for torment. By making a fool out of yourself by punching yourself in the balls again and again for me. It’s easy, right? You can make yourself useful by becoming my personal auto-ball-punching-bot. Are you ready?
