I was never planning on fucking you. Why would I fuck you when there are better, superior, well-hung studs for me to fuck? Why would I touch you when I’m insatiable for real men with real big cocks? But the only way you can stay in my life is as my toilet. I’ll even let you eat my kaviar after a long night of getting pounded by big cock. After all, that’s the closest you’ll ever get to me.
