I have some shiny, high platform boots, and you have balls. Boots, balls, boots, balls. You can guess where this is going, right? I’m going to kick you in the balls with my oh-so-punishing boots. I’m going to stomp on them. I’m going to knee them. I’m going to slap them. These boots will play a very large part in the total destruction of your balls. I mean, it’s not like I look this hot for no reason. It’s clearly a distraction for how utterly devastated your balls will be when I’m done with you, kick after kick after kick after kick. This is exactly what it sounds like. Complete ball obliteration. Feel free to groan, yelp, and protest as much as possible. Your pain is inevitable, and I’m not going to stop just because you feel like a bitch. Say good bye to your gonads!
