Sex isn’t for you. No, your life is devoted to non-stop masturbating, gooning yourself into oblivion over the thought of women you’ll never have the smallest chance with. Yet, every so often, you start to build up the tiniest spark of hope that maybe, just maybe, one day you could lose that pesky v-card of yours. You want to believe that you could be worthy of sex. And every time that happens? I’ll be here to remind you of your folly.
