Short? Check. Tiny dick? Check. Unattractive? Double check. Pathetic, weak, porn addicted bitch? Jackpot. Honestly, your DNA may as well be giving you the middle finger with how much of a loser you turned out to be. Aw, don’t look so sad sweetie. You can’t help it—being rejected isn’t your fault. It’s in your genes and it’s in your best interest to embrace it. Being a genetic reject closes a lot of doors to you, loser, but it opens one very, very important one…
