Your lack of hair is disgusting, I mean, why don’t you wear a wig to cover your ugly bald head. Who wants to look at that thing. So shiny, round and massive too. Urgh, cover it up, don’t you have any self respect. Like, why don’t you have hair on your head? Oh, is it because you’ve got the “that age” where you can’t grow it any more? Is it because you don’t know how to handle your testosterone, like a real man does? Not only that, but you’re broke with no income and you expect people to want to fuck you? Well, you did for a while until you started to realise, no one was interested, no one at all. You don’t have the same respect as you used to, people have changed and moved on and you don’t elicit the responses you’re accustomed to. Well, here’s a pro tip, get the fuck on with it you fucking old, broke, bald loser because no one is going to want to ever fuck someone like you. Best bulk buy the tissues, eh?
