I heard you got your first girlfriend. I was talking to her and she told me something about you that I didn’t know! She told me that you’ve got a tiny cock, and that it’s so small you’ve been having trouble learning how to jerk off! Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone… But I might just make fun of you for the rest of time. But the reason I wanted to talk to you is because I wanted to help you. I’ve jerked off my fair share of cocks, big ones, small ones, medium ones, so I think I’m more than qualified to teach you how to jerk off your tiny cock! I even brought a dildo to demonstrate on because, well… I’m not going to touch you! Ew! I laugh at you show me your cock – your girlfriend wasn’t lying, it is small! Even smaller than I expected. This one might be out of my area of expertise but I’ll do my best! I talk you through how to jerk off whilst humiliating you, asking whether a cock that small even works, whether you can cum, whether you can fuck your girlfriend or if it just keeps flopping out! It builds up to a humiliating cum countdown.
