I’m your teacher and I’ve noticed you staring at my belly recently.. it seems you’re more interested in what’s under my dress than the lesson I’m trying to teach. Since everyone else has left, how about you stay behind and i’ll give you a private lesson on labor, how it is, and I’ll even surprise you with this – I’m IN labor! Watch me convince you how I can push out this overdue 10lber and attempt some pushes.
