Miss Amelia. You told yourself you were approaching this unknown company so you could help humanity. The advertisement said they are testing a microchip on the human brain and installing it into whoever is willing to volunteer. You thought you could really make a difference. It was for the greater good. But, once you get into the main office, it seems that you misread it. This microchip is permanent – and it will program you to goon, stroke, cum, go brainless, leak, and edge whenever presented with the appropriate programmed stimuli. “The greater good,” you thought, “Right?” In reality, it’s darker, deeper, and wetter. It’s for the greater GOON. And today is just the beginning, we are simply placing the brainchip directly into you where it matters, and it’s painless. So don’t be a wimp. You always wanted to make a difference. This is how you can.
