Are you feeling sorry for yourself? While you were being a good little husband, running errands for me, you can guess what I was doing. You just missed our neighbour. He’s been… keeping me company. Oh it felt really good. I bet you wish you could keep me company like that. I know you used to but now I only want something a bit more exciting. And a bit bigger. Anyway, you’re too busy to do that with me. Speaking of which, I’ve got a job for you…
