He was your best friend, but you had to admit, his girlfriend was hot as fuck. Hot as fuck and annoying as hell. Now that she’d moved in with with the two of you, she was always nagging at him to do this and that. You just wanted to party with him like you used to, but she was always complaining about them not spending enough time together. You and him spent all afternoon popping edibles and playing video games. Now he’s got a limp dick and she’s pissed she can’t get laid after a long day’s work. So when she barges into your bedroom in the middle of the night to chew you out for being a bad influence, you offer your services… she knows you love games so she says
