You’re already married to your hand. Jerk addict. Gooner. Jerk Junkie. Loser. Don’t delude yourself into thinking you can have something that’s impossible for a weird little freak like you. Need I remind you? Apparently so. These fetishes, compulsions, obsessions, it’s better than a wife, better than that vanilla life. Wouldn’t you rather be satisfied, milked, and understood? Or would you like to pretend you’re normal enough to try and get a girlfriend? Lets see how that though compares to My voice, My body, and My shiny bodysuit paired with fishnets.
