You don’t have much going for you… You never had anything substantial enough in your pants to ever hope to fuck a woman. So you’ve finally settled on having your ass grabbed by women like me. And that’s a good thing, considering the filth between your legs, pussy’s definitely not for you! You should even think about renaming that ridiculous little piece of flesh, because it’s anything but a dick! So from now on, it’ll be your big clit! Luckily for you, all is not lost, no, you’ve still got a gaping hole from all the toys you’ve been shoving inside. That’s why I’ve armed myself with my greatest asset
