Oh I know that I haven’t bothered to talk to you much… I mean other than those times you paid me to meet you and tart you up in hotel rooms and leave you tied up in lingerie… with no boy clothes left in your suitcase, hahahaha. But those horrifying, embarrassing excursions are few and far between, huh? Bummer. But see… I heard you hit the lottery … now I’m happy to hang out with you more… isn’t that great? and now I’m gonna move in and you’re finally be able to afford a hot girl like me humiliating the fuck outta you every day in creative and extreme ways!
