Did you think it’s a normal first date? Maybe you’re not feeling like yourself, but don’t worry. I just shrunk you down. To a tiny… teeny-tiny… tiniest size you can imagine. You’re so small, no one can see you, no one can hear you. Except for me. We’re going to have so much fun! I’ve been looking forward to this moment for so long. I will soon pick you up, and place you on my soft slippery tongue. So you can slide down my throat, right into my tummy, where you will dissolve. You will become ABSORBED into my body! Isn’t that exciting? I want to make it exciting for you too. How about a little peek under my skirt? I knew that would get you excited. It’s probably the best date you’ve ever had! How else could you get a divine view like this? Stripping down for you slowly, teasing you, showing you more and more of my perfect giant body. I bet my ass looks even better from down there! Relax little man. These might be the last moments of your life, but at least you end on a high note. Or you can keep fighting. It doesn’t matter either way.
