I know your girlfriend is coming over, and I’m so excited for you that I don’t want to make things weird. I know you’ve always had a crush on me and I’d hate for her to feel self conscious. But first, I prove how weak you are for me, that you’ll do anything for me, you’ll obey my every command. I bet I can get you to worship my feet, and even to stroke for them, but let’s see if you can keep it together for your girlfriend or if you just make a mess of things.
