Oh no! Youve caught the shrinking virus! Now you’re all tiny and nobody sees you! You run to your daughters room and try to get her attention – to no avail. Then – she accidentally steps on you! S Thinking its a bug, she squeals, and when she goes too look, its her lowlife dad stuck to the bottom of her foot. She realizes that after being such a scrub all these years, mom would just flatten you like a bug and move on, collecting life insurance along the way. No, you’re much safter here, with your daughter. AS HER PET. Her tiny shrunken little toy, for her to play with and tease whenever she wants. Its what you get for being such a skeez all these years! Now, sit back and relax dad, you cant do anything but watch.
