So, check this. I’m sitting at home minding my fucking business and I get a knock on the door. It’s my neighbor’s wife and she says she’s “coming over for flour.” The bitch looked horny to me, so I made sure she was well taken care of, later for that, though. Back to the story, I let her in, and we talked by the door before moving to the kitchen. I never cook, but I have the supplies just in case I ever wanted to try. I let her look all around, finding everything she needs
